Name: "I Know What You Did" Chicken Bag
Rating: 4.96 (23 reviews)

「お前の犯行は知っている」チキンバッグ

$29.99 $59.99

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Low stock: 4 left

柔らかくて、ふわふわ。そして、あなたの人生の選択を厳しくジャッジしています。 👀

「あなたのこと、知ってるんだから」チキンバッグをご紹介。アクセサリーでありながら、妙に疑い深い「良心」の役割も果たしてくれます。2杯目の7ドルアイスコーヒーをこっそり買ったり、毎日の歩数目標をサボったり、まだパジャマ姿なのに友達に「あと5分で着く」とメッセージを送ったり……。このニワトリはすべてを知っています。そして、それを横目で睨むことも厭いません。🐔

あなた（とあなたの良心）に彼女が必要な理由：

ジャッジするぬいぐるみ： ☁️ 顔ははっきりと「信じないわ」と言っているようですが、抱きしめられたような温もりを感じさせる、超ソフトなフリース素材。

丈夫なコーデュロイストラップ： 👜 幅広で快適なハンドル。ドラマチックで生意気な退場をするときに、手首に引っ掛けて振り回すのに最適です。

見た目以上にたっぷり収納： ✨ 鍵、カード、サングラス、そしてあなたの厚かましさまで収まる十分なスペース。

究極の会話のきっかけ： 🗣️ 見知らぬ人を笑わせたり、「どこで買ったの？」と聞かせたり、彼女の鋭い視線に気づいてゆっくりと後ずさりさせたりすること間違いなし。

5 stars: 22 (96%)
4 stars: 1 (4%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

im crying he is so funny

tbh best impulse purchase. i bring him to coffee shops and set him on the table so he can judge the baristas.

Makes running errands fun

Going to the bank is boring but bringing a side-eyeing chicken makes it 10x better. It's surprisingly lightweight too.

perfection.

he holds my keys, my wallet, and my secrets. the suspicious stare is 10/10. great quality strap too.

So aesthetic in a weird way

It's giving weirdcore but I love it. Pair it with a baggy sweater and it looks so cute. Get so many compliments.

literally iconic

this bag is a whole mood. it's giving 'i know your secrets'. the yellow strap matches the beak perfectly.

obsessed w him

the little face. the suspicious eyes. he is beauty he is grace. completely obsessed and the plush is so incredibly soft.

Functional and hilarious

You'd think a novelty plush bag would suck for storage but the belly of the chicken is so roomy. The adjustable strap is great for tall girls!

so goofy omg

every time i look down he's just there... giving me the side eye. grabbed this on a whim and it was the best decision ever.

I NEED A HUNDRED MORE

literally the funniest accessory in my closet. I wear it with basic outfits just to make people double take.

actually amazing quality

expected cheap plush but this is thick! the lining inside is nice and the zipper feels secure. it fits my big phone, wallet, and some makeup easily.

yessss

slay mr chicken. the way he just stares at people?? a true legend. the yellow handles are super sturdy too

Best gag gift that is actually a good purse

I get stopped constantly when I wear this out. The 'I know what you did' stare is hilarious. Quality is much better than expected.

this chicken is an icon

crying at this design. it's so funny. i named mine greg and he goes everywhere with me. the white fur doesn't shed which is a huge plus.

so unhinged i love it

why is he looking at me like that lmaooo. it's so fluffy and the crossbody strap is actually really comfortable. holds a surprising amount of stuff too.

literally judging everyone

omg the side-eye on this chicken is everything. I take him to the grocery store and it looks like he is judging everyone in the produce aisle. best bag ever.

Nice product

Soft and spacious.

Great conversation starter

People always point it out.

Funny novelty

Actually very functional.

Love it

My favorite weekend bag.

Perfect

Just what I wanted.

So silly

Love the suspicious chicken face.

Sturdy strap

The hardware feels nice.

Works well

A little bulky but super cute.

「お前の犯行は知っている」チキンバッグ

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